Wednesday, February 3, 2010

"The Freshest"

I usually like things that are somewhat white trashy. Boiled peanuts, flea markets, potato cannons, sweet tea. One thing that has always seemed very white trash to me is the Juggalo. I have never met one that I have liked. Overweight soda fiending black sheep with XXL full color shirts and with left over Halloween makeup that most likely also love wrestling. What the fuck. Evil clowns.

I don't understand the supreme gimmick that is I.C.P., selling a gazillion records and more shirts then china has people. People live for this shit. How rewarding is being "Down with the clown"?
How do you make a music career out of something usually reserved for b rated horror flicks? What do they sing about? Stds and trailer parks? Why do they make clown porn? Why is Faygo actually delicious? Why pour it on bitches?

Curious enough to ask these questions/Too annoyed to find the answers. It's all about family? How can it be family!? That is some Madball shit right there.

I leave my short rant with a I.C.P. gem featuring the GG Allin of rap,

First Toast

Are these things are the new livejournal? I am so behind on the times, I still use myspace.

I guess this will be my journal for anyone who gives a shit.

New job,
New band,
Same shitty town.